What I picture when people say "I don't swing that way" →
So, the heterosexuals are on the swingset, swinging back and forth like most people do.
And then there are the homosexuals swinging, like, side to side or something.
The bisexuals are sort of alternating between the two, and the pansexuals are just twisting their swing up in a knot and crashing into everyone like “fuck the police i do what i want”
And then the asexuals are just chilling out in the sandbox all alone, like: HEY GUISE, LOOK AT THE CASTLE I MADE GUISE, LOOK GUISE IT HAS A MOAT. GUISE. LOOK.
I finally got my old account back
You can now follow me again back there:
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As I’m watching this gif, she looks likes she’s headbanging to the song I’m listening to. They’re synced perfectly.
Absolut Vonka: Day 10 →
If you could live off of only one food and one beverage, which ones would they be?
-_- I hate this question. Why not just ask my number 1 favorite food and drink? No matter what I pick for this, if I really did only eat one thing and drink one thing, I’d end up hating them. You can’t eat your…
Great punchline.
